I can't put a finger on this, how you got a pull on me..
I never thought I would find the love that makes me weak..
...
Last night, Susan, Obed, Erection and I all went out for a celebratory end-of-term dinnery thing.
ORGASMIC.
I seriously hope he doesn't see this.
... I love you Betsy.
Okay.
The place we went to...
HAD THE SHITTEST SERVICE EVER.
We sat there and we ordered..
Erection goes,
"Can we get number 50, please?"
And the waitress goes,
"I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Can you get the menu and show me?"
UMM. WHAT THE SHIT?
Get to know your menu you fatass.
Then we ordered... and another waitress comes up to us and she's holding a dish.
She taps Obed on the shoulder and starts talking to him in Chinese.
... Errrrrr.
We asked her to speak in English and she put on a wtf? face
We had to get the waiter from before to come and sort shit out.
She gets the plate from the other waiter, then goes to us,
"Did you order this?"
WHAT THE FUCK ?
SHITTEST FUCKING SERVICE EVER?
Not to mention a totally ESL menu.
EVERYONE ! Avoid the new Chinese place in Lemon Grove next to the Pho place.
...
I had heaps more to write but now I seriously can't remember LMAO.
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE !
Hope you all get diabetes from eating too many easter eggs.
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