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Won't somebody tell me how to get things back
the way they used to be
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SWINE FLU THIS, SWINE FLU THAT.
I know it’s horrible that people are dying from it and everything…
But it’s seriously getting so out of hand.
It’s good to use when you’re trying to be a little stupid though.
Today, in tutoring.. We were talking about it and yeah.
I’ve been sick for the last…forever, right ?
And I had been coughing through the whole lesson
And the science teacher said,
“Well, Swine flu can’t really kill people. It’s only when you’re already sick and it gets to you… that’s when it can get dangerous.”
Phil (FIFI !) starts laughing behind me and I turn around…
“What’s so funny?”
And he goes,
“Haha. You’ve got Swine flu.
But seriously, the whole thing is getting out of hand.
People are already lining up to get vaccinations for it and there havn’t even been any confirmed cases in Australia.
But as I said… it’s good to use when you’re trying to be stupid. LOL.
E: Man I have this lump on my ear. It’s gone now, but it was really big this morning…It’s like a third boob… but on my face.
P: Omg Erin… YOU HAVE SWINE FLU.
Ah. The stupidity of it all.
ERIN HAS BOOBS ON HER FACE.
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Epic Rice Story number 9854282457439867435938725
The mood was set.
Intently, they stared into each other’s eyes, awaiting the smallest movement.
They could feel the air get thicker.
Slowly, they began to breathe faster.
Sweat trickled down their foreheads.
The tension was thicker than a brick wall.
Patricia gulped and she spoke.
“Erin,”
Erin exhaled like she had never done so before in her life.
Her heart was beating wildly in her chest.
She took a deep breath and concentrated hard on what she was going to say.
Finally,
“Y-y-yes, Patricia?” She stuttered.
Patricia’s eyes darted nervously.
She couldn’t bear to look at Erin in the eye.
“Erin,” she gulped, “I know your secret.”
Erin flinched. Clearly, she was taken aback by the news.
Patricia continued, “I know…”
Erin’s pure emotions busted out, “NO!”
Upset by Erin’s interruption, Patricia cried back,
“But you don’t understand! It MUST be said!”
“NO!” Erin cried again.
Hot tears began to stream down her face.
In between hard gulps of air, she muttered,
“Why… why can’t it just stay a secret between us?”
“Because you can’t hide it from everyone forever, Erin.”
Erin started to cry harder, yet Patricia continued.
“You have to face it, Erin…”
Erin tried to block out her voice, but the inevitable had arrived.
“Erin, I know all about this.”
Patricia sighed deeply,
“I know, Erin…
…that you have a penis.”
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Yes well, it's 3:25AM and I'm at Erin's house LMAOOO
we were playing this game with Tyson where we had to name as many pokemon from the first series as we could
and we were trying to guess
ELECTABUZZ
and erin goes
ITS ELECTRODUDE
ROFLROFLROFL
I laughed for like half an hour
Nearly died, oh my gooooooot.
HAHAHAH. (Y)
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