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I wanna be your baby,
Forever in your mind
Forever by your side
Forever, I’ll stay…
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FIRST DAY OF WINTER !
Goodbye, Autumn, my love.
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Trust Erin to think that cows are hairy.
P: HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE LEATHER FROM HAIR THEN
E: HAHAHAHAHA ITS CALLED YOU SQUISH IT TOGETHER AND MELT IT AND IT BECOMES LEATHER.
P: ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT?
I sorta can’t talk though. When she asked me what a cow was covered in, I paused.
For a long time.
The first thing to come to my mind was,
Leather?
*imagines cows running around the fields in leather jackets
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Oh my gosh.
I can feel a story coming up.
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Rice interactive game
One day, in the land of Runescape, Erin the goblin was walking through the fields behind Varrock looking for some trees to cut down so she could make a fire and burn her shrimp on it. As she was burning her last shrimp, she felt something poking her back. She turned and saw what was a sharp white object which floated in the air.
“WTF?” Erin said.
Suddenly, the white pointy object moved and clicked and Erin, against her free will, was drawn to the point which it clicked. She found that the white pointy object made her do odd things. She went mining, fishing and started randomly dancing in the middle of Varrock.
All of a sudden, Erin found herself and the white pointy thing in a field far from Varrock. The field was vast and deserted.
Then, POOF !
A cow, 3 times the size of Erin, wearing a leather jacket and a crown on its head appeared.
“HELLO, LITTLE NOOB,”
It cried as it looked down on Erin.
The white pointy thing flew up to the giant cow’s head and made a click sound.
“YES,” the cow bellowed, “I AM JENNIUS MAXIMUS. LVL 90 KING COW WITH RUNE FULL. The strongest cow in all of world 198,”
Erin gaped in horror, “ZOMFG. DATZ HAXORZ!”
“Why yes,” Jennius Maximus replied, “I’m quite 1337. ARE YOU ARE QUITE THE NOOB. LET US BATTLE!”
Erin drew her mythril longsword and equipped her tin armour. She took a swing at Jennius Maximus and completely missed. Jennius Maximus then took a rune and cast a level 80 fire spell on Erin and she fell to the ground.
“NOOOO !” Erin cried as she turned to bones and gold coins.
END !
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Yeah.
Watch out Shakespeare.
LOL JOKES.
Have a nice day.
Don’t get the piggies. |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Erin gaped in horror, “ZOMFG. DATZ HAXORZ!"
fucKYEWWWW DATZ HAX0RZ
n wtf is this
“Why yes,” Jennius Maximus replied, “I’m quite 1337. ARE YOU ARE QUITE THE NOOB. LET US BATTLE!”
" are you are quite the noob. "
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Erin gaped in horror, “ZOMFG. DATZ HAXORZ!"
fucKYEWWWW DATZ HAX0RZ
n wtf is this
“Why yes,” Jennius Maximus replied, “I’m quite 1337. ARE YOU ARE QUITE THE NOOB. LET US BATTLE!”
" are you are quite the noob. "
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH