and on the ballroom floor, we are in celebration, one good stretch before our hibernation our dreams assured and we all we sleep well, sleep well. You have stolen my heart.
[ I love it how, no matter what song it is, James and Obed know the lines to it. Hohoho. ]
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HELLO BLOG :L how i have missed you. I didn't have my laptop all week because my mother let her friend borrow it again...
SERIOUSLY.
GO GET YOUR OWN.
and like, even if you CAN'T afford it...
LIBRARY ?
INTERNET CAFE ?
CMONNNNN ???
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So anyway. I've actually had a lot to write about recently, but I seriously can't be bothered.
KFC is sucking balls.
OH BY THE WAY ; CONGRATS RYAN LOL
... not that it's that great, but anyway.
Lets cap my weekend.
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SATURDAY ;
Rained. LOL I was supposed to go and watch Carina and Roni's netball game and that totally failed Obed was complaining to me that he was bored, so I asked him if he would drive me to Chatswood because I was craving this icecream that they don't have in the korean stores around my area...
AND HE DROVE ME THERE LOL
WOOO.
I swear, I've had 7 of those icecreams this week already.
Anyway, yeah. We drove around heaps and listened to his MP4. I love being in his car LOL. Feels so comfy. And also when there's good music playing. WOOO.
We figured that since he's got his HSC this year and I have my SC, we'd do something to celebrate when it was all over.
WE'RE GOING TO JAMBEROO ! LMAO !
And yeah. He drove me to KFC so I could see the roster... AND MY BOSS DIDN'T EVEN PUT ME ON IT ? and apparently shes not even in the state right now, so I have no idea when I'm working next. WOW. HOW ORGANISED.
Anyway yeah. I should get more people to drive me around. Fun stuff. LOL.
SUNDAY ;
Okie, today, Erin and I went to Chatswood again.
OMG I FOUND THE NICEST JACKET OMGOMGOMG. I smell a shopping spree. <_<
And yeah, met with Angela and Obed and we went to study and stuff.. ...thenn...
I GOT ANOTHER ICECREAM ! LOLOLOL.
Jesus. I could live on that shit. And yeah.
LOL we were waiting for the bus and Obed saw Noto [ or whatever his name is ] and started to scream his name like the biggest retard LOLOLOL
" NO TOEEEE . NO TOOOOOEEEEE !! "
Saw Cat and we took the bus together and yeah. Chatswood is like my second home these days. LOL
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hooolyshet. subject choices coming up *shitspants
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oh and. LOL I had an odd epiphany today. I've been foolish and now I know what I've been doing.
The last 3 love interests... were gay. and I think I like someone now and it's not for the same reasons as the others and wow its just wow I've been really stupid.
You, You meant more than anything You meant all the world to me If you were on my mind All night and day Blame it on my youth If I forgot to eat and sleep and pray Blame it on my youth If I cry just a little bit When first I learnt the truth Don’t blame it on my heart Blame it on my youth
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THAT is my song right now. It fits me better than my bra I swear to god. HMM. How to get over someone…
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I feel sorry for my children… already. My unborn children LMAO. I’ve already decided that Each one must play either guitar, piano or violin Or two at a time .. Or all. LMAO. And they must be bi-lingual Get above above average grades And they have to intro all of their friends to me And possible love interests, too. And if they don’t… …somebody’s gonna getta hurt real bad.
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I usually leave little notes in my phone as reminders of what to blog about LMAO Ohhhh my gosh. I left a goot one HOHOHO..
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Catherine is so stupid LMAO I love you Catherine.
I can’t remember who it was, but someone kept saying that I had a pickle It was probably Maddie. LMAO. And so I said,
I DON’T HAVE A PICKLE
And Maddie said YEAH YOU HAVE A PICKLE
And I said
IF I HAVE A PICKLE, WHERE IS IT
And Catherine said
ITS UP MY BUM, OKAY?
And Rachel said, in an ultimately tragic tone in response to Catherine’s utter fail-ity,
Catherine, there are times in life when you don’t need to say that.
She did it twice actually LMAO.
Erin has a pencil case that’s shaped like an paddle pop. We named it Jono.. I don’t remember why LOL. But yeah, the pencil case reminds us of Jojo. LOL. So anyway, the stick on the paddle pop pencil case fell off And she posted a picture of it on Facebook And so I said,
OH NO. WHERE DID JOJO’S PENIS GO?
And then Catherine, noobily comes along and says,
ITS UP MY BUM.
…Catherine seems to enjoy bumsex.
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Boy, I love you so …
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I love chatlogs. LOL. I read back on them and it’s just non-stop laughs.
Hohoho. I shall list my list of people who I’ve talked to the most this month (MayO9) ; and keep in mind that I don’t have internet and even when I am taxing, it’s always at the same time of day.
Angela, Catherine, Tyson, RJ, Eren, Gavin, Mara, Hogan, Daniel Lee, Joanne, Jack, Helen, Tony Cheung, Obed, Pusan, Joy
LOL. Ok tbh, Tyson’s only there because Eren spent the night on my computer talking to him about Pokemon and fruits. :\
Here’s last months… it fits a bit better. LOL
Eren, Gavin, Angela, Brian Choi, Catherine, Angelasoldaccount, Hogan, Roni, Jack, Rachel, Pusan, RJ, Tony, Daniel Lee, Jojo, Carina, Mara, Maddie Picard, Kyla
So, if you add up Angela’s new and old account chatlogs… she’d be second.
Hohoho. Yes. I wish I had internet.
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If I wrote a book about where we stand The title of the book would be ‘ life with superman ‘
Okay ; so at the moment, I'm procrastinating like a pro. FUCK YOU COMMERCE ASSIGNMENT, HISTORY SPEECH, JAPANESE SPEECH, MATHS TEST, CHEMISTRY TEST, PHYSICS TEST, JAC MATHS TEST, JAC SCIENCE TEST, JAC ENGLISH TEST !
Yeah. I have a lot of work to get through today. LMAO !
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So anyway I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but.. I'm grounded WOOO LOL...... =____= My parents let me out on weekdays but not on weekends how retarded is that ? My mom works on Saturdays now and like she woke me up just before she left for work and said
DON'T GO OUT.
then left.
HOMO LOL.
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I wanna go to Chatswood T_T Gay doggs.
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jaye - I’ve given up on so many things, please don’t ask me to give up on you. says: *i liked your long hair D: - __pah ; (F) daniellee ; only 99c an hour. says: *well it'll get back there eventually D: LOLLLLL *i liked it long tooT_T *I USED TO HAVE IT UP TO MY BOOBS ??? **looks for picture jaye - I’ve given up on so many things, please don’t ask me to give up on you. says: *LOL. - __pah ; (F) daniellee ; only 99c an hour. says: **points to dp jaye - I’ve given up on so many things, please don’t ask me to give up on you. says: *WHOAAAAA - __pah ; (F) daniellee ; only 99c an hour. says: *iKNOWWWWW !?!?!? *LOLLLL *that was only in like.. DECEMBER ??? jaye - I’ve given up on so many things, please don’t ask me to give up on you. says: *D: - __pah ; (F) daniellee ; only 99c an hour. says: *buht yeah LMAO. hopefully it'll grow fast O_O jaye - I’ve given up on so many things, please don’t ask me to give up on you. says: *watch porn. *it will grow faster =D - __pah ; (F) daniellee ; only 99c an hour. says: *AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHHAAH
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Okay. I need to find something to blog about HOHOHO. later (:
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My love for youuuuuu will neverrrrr enddddd you'll always be a part of meee... ...sif. LMAO SCREW ROMANCE YE ?
Okay seriously. I'm over it. I need to concentrate on studies... and whatever. Anyway, I don't really think that... the other party... ...is up for it? It's making me tired. I can't afford to be tired.
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So anyway. Whats been going on lately... Everyone has been suss lately HAHAHA
My english teacher at James An brings lollies for us and yesterday she bought the really chewy lollies and I said,
"OMG. All I can hear is chewing," then Grace starts chewing really loudly in my ear and my teacher goes,
"GRACE. Girls suck, they don't chew,"
And as the dirty minded little girl that I am... ... I burst out into laughter and the class followed and the teacher called us all dirty HAHAHAHHAAH
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...This video makes me so sad it says feel good but damn nothings made me cry so hard but it's so good. Passion's brother is fahking hot. LMAO.
My favourite songs from the past rolled into one wewt.
and now I'm waiting for my hair to dry so I can see what colour I dyed it LMAO jesus. i hope its good ==
I shall post picture later... (:
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Anyway. Not much happening really. I've lost my blogging skill due to the fact that I DON'T HAVE FREAKING INTERNET. also... ...something else has been on my mind I can't think straight these days lol.
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swore I'd never fall again... ...but this don't even feel like falling.
I totally forgot it was mothers day today. LMAO… I have good reason though.
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So, yesterday soooo wasn’t what I expected it to be. LMAO.
I woke up at around 7 and I really, really didn’t want to go to my KFC induction thing. I went on msn and complained about it to people LMAO.
So yeah, from 10:30AM to 1:30PM, I sat in a room full of smelly teenagers, getting told about how KFC is so great and all of the policies and stuff that they’ve got. Le boring.
My induction thing was near the mall, so I decided to call Mara and ask her to lunch… since I hadn’t seen her in ages anyway and we had to talk about things LOL. I waited in the library for an hour for her… but I found the BEST book to read while I was in there anyway… LOL
So yeah, from 2:00PM to around 6/7:00PM Mara and I hung at the mall.
We went to get her cousin, Crey from work. LOL. Because we wanted to go stargazing and I asked my cousin if we could and she said to ask him to get a car and drive us there hehehe. From there we bussed it to my cousin’s place because she was supposed to come stargazing with us.
Oh and before we left LOL… we went to Maccas to steal the free wi-fi to invite people to stargazing LMAO. …We ended up inviting Jason and RJ HAHAHA. I was going to invite more people, but then I thought that transport and whatever would be troublesome.
So anyway, we got to my cousins’ house and we sat there for like, 2 hours waiting for Crey to get the car and waiting for Jason and RJ to come LMAO.
But yeah, I can’t remember what time they got here… like 8 or 9 or something like that?
We watched them play basketball for a while… LOL. OMG WTH RJ CAN DUNK? I wanna learn how to dunk. HAHAHA. So then Novie (my cousin) ordered pizza and we sat on the driveway while we were waiting for it to come LOL. We sat there trying to speak filo… but Mara was the only fluent one there so yeah. Fail.
AND OMG IT WAS SO CLOUDY SO WE COULDN’T SEE THE STARS. But there was this awesome cloud… it was shaped like a bong LMAO !
[ RJ, Pah, Jasee ] [ OMG MARA IT'S CALLED FLASH. LOL ]
So yeah, we had pizza and we sorta watched the beginning of Forgetting Sarah Marshall… but that failed because Crey and Vill came and were loud as… but it’s fun to listen in HAHAHA. Went driving to the edge of the city looking for a place to eat/drink… and Mara goes, “I bet you we’ll end up in maccas.”
AND WE DID !
HAHAHAHAHAHA !
LOL WE WALKED PAST AN ADULT STORE AND CREY, JASEE AND RJ STOOD IN FRONT OF IT ?
BOOOOOO.
So yeah, we went driving for a while… went to Crey’s friends’ place and then went back to Novie’s.
Mara went home because she’s super KJ…
So Novie, Jason, RJ and I played Pusoy Dos (big 2) till like… 4 in the morning… and watched Fresh Prince of Bell Air LMAO.
So yeah, My uncle stole where I was supposed to sleep and so I had to sleep in the same room as Jason and RJ ==.
LOL. I don’t know what time we fell asleep… like… 4/5AM maybe? But anyway, I woke up at 6.. LOL. I couldn’t sleep really well… I was sleeping on a fkn chair ==.
So Jason… sleeps really loudly. And sleep farts. HAHAHAHHA. So he’s like Rolling around the couch and full moaning and stuff Then he turns and starts sleep talking LMAO
“oh, shit. Oh, shit.”
AND THEN RJ ROFLMAO TURNS AROUND AND HE’S STILL ASLEEP TOO AND HE’S LIKE
“what? What?”
OMG IT WAS SO SCARY ROFLMAO
But they’re both so very adorable HAHAHAHA.
So yeah, they woke up at like 9. Well, RJ woke up at 9 and pillowed Jason in the face. Went out to catch the bus… omg it rained so hard. We kept missing the busses HAHAHA. So my uncle and my mum ended up picking us up and bringing us to Dee Why
AND LOL OK I HAD A SPIDER ON MY LEG AND I WAS LIKE TO JASON
“JASON GET IT OFF”
AND HE HAD THE FUNNIEST FACE IT WAS LIKE D; HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
And so he got his sleeve and full whacked it away And full went looking for it And LOL WHAT A NOOB.
And yeah. They went home. I got home, got bashed by my mum, got both my phones confiscated and got grounded for a month.
…worth it though.
HOHOHOHHO.
This blog would’ve been 50x longer if I had put more detail into it But whatever HAHAHA. Cbb. MEEEMORRIESSS ~~
Won't somebody tell me how to get things back the way they used to be
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SWINE FLU THIS, SWINE FLU THAT.
I know it’s horrible that people are dying from it and everything… But it’s seriously getting so out of hand. It’s good to use when you’re trying to be a little stupid though.
Today, in tutoring.. We were talking about it and yeah. I’ve been sick for the last…forever, right ? And I had been coughing through the whole lesson And the science teacher said,
“Well, Swine flu can’t really kill people. It’s only when you’re already sick and it gets to you… that’s when it can get dangerous.”
Phil (FIFI !) starts laughing behind me and I turn around…
“What’s so funny?”
And he goes,
“Haha. You’ve got Swine flu.
But seriously, the whole thing is getting out of hand. People are already lining up to get vaccinations for it and there havn’t even been any confirmed cases in Australia. But as I said… it’s good to use when you’re trying to be stupid. LOL.
E: Man I have this lump on my ear. It’s gone now, but it was really big this morning…It’s like a third boob… but on my face. P: Omg Erin… YOU HAVE SWINE FLU.
Ah. The stupidity of it all.
ERIN HAS BOOBS ON HER FACE.
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Epic Rice Story number 9854282457439867435938725
The mood was set.
Intently, they stared into each other’s eyes, awaiting the smallest movement.
They could feel the air get thicker.
Slowly, they began to breathe faster.
Sweat trickled down their foreheads.
The tension was thicker than a brick wall. Patricia gulped and she spoke.
“Erin,”
Erin exhaled like she had never done so before in her life.
Her heart was beating wildly in her chest.
She took a deep breath and concentrated hard on what she was going to say.
Finally,
“Y-y-yes, Patricia?” She stuttered.
Patricia’s eyes darted nervously.
She couldn’t bear to look at Erin in the eye.
“Erin,” she gulped, “I know your secret.”
Erin flinched. Clearly, she was taken aback by the news.
Patricia continued, “I know…”
Erin’s pure emotions busted out, “NO!”
Upset by Erin’s interruption, Patricia cried back,
“But you don’t understand! It MUST be said!”
“NO!” Erin cried again.
Hot tears began to stream down her face.
In between hard gulps of air, she muttered,
“Why… why can’t it just stay a secret between us?”
“Because you can’t hide it from everyone forever, Erin.”
Erin started to cry harder, yet Patricia continued.
“You have to face it, Erin…”
Erin tried to block out her voice, but the inevitable had arrived.
“Erin, I know all about this.”
Patricia sighed deeply,
“I know, Erin…
…that you have a penis.”
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Yes well, it's 3:25AM and I'm at Erin's house LMAOOO we were playing this game with Tyson where we had to name as many pokemon from the first series as we could and we were trying to guess ELECTABUZZ and erin goes
ITS ELECTRODUDE
ROFLROFLROFL
I laughed for like half an hour Nearly died, oh my gooooooot. HAHAHAH. (Y)
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